December 2009
126 posts
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MY BABY IS ON :DDDDDDDDDD
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@hannahdavison
Needs to stop posting pictures of food and making me hungry :P
@ejejej
makes me hungry with her posts :’)
A fear of mine..
this is going to sound really weird, but in my hole 17 years of living i’ve never once been swimming. When it comes to that i hate water. I can get a shower, a bath and so on. But never in my life will i go swimming, not in a lake, not in the sea not in a public swimming place or anything.
Condom Sayings:
1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 10)...
“A wallaby pooed on me, so that wasn’t very nice.”
– Andy Murray
I can’t feel my fingers ):
avagotflow: did our laptops have sex
“I need you
I need ya
I need you
I need ya
Baby, I need you
I need ya
I...”
